My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

I think he just mooned the camera. But since this is Clowngress, it could be his ballsack.

Exactly! Same thing happened to a girl I used to know. She had two cactuses, put one on a window behind a curtain and forgot about it. The other, in full view, she kills it with her love. She finds the other thriving when she is packing up for a move.

See, what people don’t realize, cactus thrive on neglect.

Right? Throw in a “I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears.”

But is it as good as Cheddar Goblin™ brand maccaroni?

What about the donkey teeth?

https://youtu.be/3zDHSLDY0Q8?si=M1xO-xHCbKjFText

Like anything, You have to pay extra for that…

This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.

Better then crunchy frogs?

“He is a bit grumpy!”

Now we have to find a kid named shinji and tell him to get in the god damn robot.

Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?

Once you go quack, you never go back.

I kind of like:

Crocodiles?! Do not swim here?

If you play cards, right…

How dare you, sir!

To be honest, I’ve always wanted to buy one and turn it into a camping van.

They have one here! I just subbed to it! All we need is wewantcups.