My dentist says to swish water around in your mouth after you drink tea. (I don’t drink coffee or smoke but I imagine it’s helpful for that too.) And my electric toothbrush has also helped a lot to reduce stains compared to my regular manual brush.

cuddlefish

That’s cute actually

What? Do your farts come from the same hole as your pee? Because that ain’t normal

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Donald!