nzmaa@lemy.lol to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agoSupportive dadlemy.lolimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageSupportive dadlemy.lolnzmaa@lemy.lol to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square76fedilink
minus-squareMataVatnik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoI have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 hours ago“Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 hours ago“god meeded to nerf my big ween”
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoDad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts
minus-squaresteventhedev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·20 hours agoThat is a valid reason to move to Scotland
minus-squareMataVatnik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-222 hours agoPerf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”
I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse
“Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”
“god meeded to nerf my big ween”
😂
Dad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts
That is a valid reason to move to Scotland
Perf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”
O.O