I cheated on finals. If I recall correctly, I did it by etching answers in the form of braille on the furniture where we were supposed to do the finals. Common wisdom was, if they don’t catch you during them, nothing will happen to you later on, but this is false, people are allowed to remove you from certain things based on it as long as the entry questions deal with how well you did K-12. So it has reduced the amount of things I can actually do for a living, which is insult to injury in this society.

I hate lying, but I’ve had instances of people thinking I was lying or cheating and lost a couple of people’s trust over their warped perception. Does that count?

I was turned into a newt.

Lol. Two years in a federal prison.