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Regardless of who you are locked in a room with no one should feel safe if they are locked in a room? Being captured isn’t safe feeling at all. Although I would feel safer with those three by my side then alone.
I’d feel perfectly safe locked in a room with Pavel Durov
(potentially local joke, idk if it’s actually known outside Russia)
Unless you’re trapped with Goku or Saitama, then it’s reverse uno card.
For a moment I thought Legolas was Aemon Targaryen.
Adult males*
I wouldn’t try calling Legolas and/or Gimli a man
They’re both men, but neither of them are Men.
Why? “Men” seems more apt and inclusive. Trans men can be rapists, too.
Groan
It’s an elf and a dwarf. Not men.
I guess you could go with Aragorn, Theoden and Faramir then
Just not Boromir.
Counterpoint: being in a room with Boromir, it’s pretty unlikely that you’ll be the one to die. It’s kinda like a form of plot armor.
Boromir was extremely honorable man, but who could not fight against the influence of the one ring. Don’t do him dirty like that
He had one moment of weakness and then spent the rest of his life trying to make up for it
and then spent the rest of his life
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
It was just that one time and he said he was sorry.
Yep, yeah, I don’t know how I missed that. Preeeeeetty embarrassing. Definitely the kind of thing that would keep me up at night if it had happened IRL.
You admitted a mistake on the Internet. That’s a plus in my books.
Doomslayer, Master Chief, and Gordon Ramsey.
Angry Merry noises
Just keep Pip away from any cellphones. He goes crazy with them.
Plot twist: you’re an orc.
