Lack of evidence for a conspiracy is evidence for a conspiracy

(/s)

People only agreeing with your point of view is an actual conspiracy, though.

There should always be morons out there?

Fake news, I know because I have alternative facts

This is literally something my conspiracy-addicted mom says all the time.

According to her, this is why, for instance, you won’t find articles articles on “turbo cancer” in the mainstream media.