Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months agoWhat are your favorite funny, sarcastic, and at least slightly chaotic quotes and / or unconventional advice?message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat are your favorite funny, sarcastic, and at least slightly chaotic quotes and / or unconventional advice?Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square5fedilinkfile-text
One of my favorites is: “Never lie, never tell the whole truth, and never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.”
minus-squarerustyfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoI tried some of the more harmless ones and it’s been hilarious.
I tried some of the more harmless ones and it’s been hilarious.