• Elise@beehaw.org
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    20 days ago

    Well I’m not a real doctor but I definitely had a terrible patient.

    He kept whining about his father being the leader of the empire. What a little s***. Kept showing off his lightsaber. His father even asked him to join him and he turned him down! Like, what’s up with that?

    And well, I haven’t even told you the story yet of the guy who won’t take off his helmet.

    Quite frankly I don’t know why I ever came to this planet. They said the air would be good for my lungs, but it’s clearly a prank.