hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agoApex friend?sopuli.xyzimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageApex friend?sopuli.xyzhydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoAll of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYou’re not classified as human?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThis is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.
minus-squarejettrscga@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThis feels generous given the average person, but I see where you’re coming from.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoPeople can surprise you sometimes, it’s one of our superpowers.
All of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).
I am a meat popsicle
You’re not classified as human?
Negative
This is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.
This feels generous given the average person, but I see where you’re coming from.
People can surprise you sometimes, it’s one of our superpowers.