For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Wait, he didn’t chase out literal snakes?!
Applicable Make Some Noise short: https://youtube.com/shorts/DZ__i7YFhkA?si=saiVUtW2tK4Ay4hK
While I know you’re being funny, for those unaware, the snakes being referred to with St Patrick were a euphemism for the non-Christian beliefs in Ireland.
TIL
Yep yep, nothing quite as fun as associations with colonial bullshit. I definitely should have added /s