• (⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 months ago

    somewhere in the multiverse there’s a fantasy tech support scammer trying to convince some frail old monarch to install partyscryer on their pondering orb to gain a remote astral connection

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        3 months ago

        [through extremly compressed audio]
        “Great Sire! Our most EXCELLENT SORCERERS have sensed MANY HEXES in thy ORB!
        PONDER HERE to convene with our expert invocators today!!”
        [low res blinking gif of an evil advisor whispering in an orb]

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    3 months ago

    …One day, we might see the technique become so common that people will explain astral projections by comparing them to remote logins.

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    3 months ago

    Weird I can see his astrally projected self. He must not be using secure shell.

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    3 months ago

    I wish I’d told my comp sci professor that I used astral projection to get my labs done without walking across campus instead of just telnet.

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      3 months ago

      I am yet to be convinced that Telnet exists or can allow you to do anything remotely. However, my mind is open for discussion. Many things exist which we just do not understand the complexities of.