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minus-squarehaunte@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up108·edit-211 months agoIt’s been rumored that he died surrounded by a dozen Trump blow up dolls and he might have choked on one of their appendages.
minus-squareohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·edit-211 months agoc’mon, mate. that’s stretching it too far. nobody would believe that those appendages would be a choking hazard.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoIf you can drown in as little as an inch of water, surely you can choke on a mushroom.
minus-squareLord Wiggle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-211 months agoI heard he drove off a cliff because the gas pedal of his cybertruck got stuk and he couldn’t see the cliff because of the Trump blow up doll on his lap. Edit: I read it on Facebook, so it’s true.
It’s been rumored that he died surrounded by a dozen Trump blow up dolls and he might have choked on one of their appendages.
c’mon, mate. that’s stretching it too far. nobody would believe that those appendages would be a choking hazard.
If you can drown in as little as an inch of water, surely you can choke on a mushroom.
I heard he drove off a cliff because the gas pedal of his cybertruck got stuk and he couldn’t see the cliff because of the Trump blow up doll on his lap.
Edit: I read it on Facebook, so it’s true.
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