The squits. You don’t want to be a squitter
Dirt Squirts
I like the actual German name for it, “durchfall”. When I look in the toilet, it looks like something that would be called “durch”. And yep, it fell right outta me lol
German here, durch means through. As in it fell through your intestines. At least that has always been my interpretation
Everyone in the UK of a certain age knows what durch means because of Audi
Durch Audi is a much worse slogan than Das Auto
Taco Bell Tuesday
I was gonna say Taco Bell hell
US here. When I was a kid in the early 70s, in the Midwest we called it Hershey Squirts.
Feces Pieces, Dookie Crisp, poop loops, tootie pebbles,
The Havana Splatters
TIL a childhood game was a shitty joke I missed my whole life🤣
From Scotland and the family calls it “the runs”.
“Beaver Fever” is the occasional Canadianism I’ve heard, although its specifically for giardiasis.
That sounds utterly horrific for a vagina
There’s Dehli Belly as well. No alliteration, but it’s got the rhyme.
In Pennsylvania it’s called the Hershey squirts.
I have heard it called that and I physically recoil every time I hear it.
And underwear streaks are referred to as Hershey Highways.
the older you get, the more frequent the highways
Hershey PA contained by far the largest morbidly obese humans I’ve ever seen, like fascinating. All seats must be benches.
This sounds like a joke, but we really do say that!
My dad used to say this. None of my family has ever even been to Pennsylvania to my knowledge though, lol
Same, I don’t think this is a Pennsylvania-ism
La tourista !
It’s probably a term used elsewhere too, but in the US Navy, when it’s coming from both ends, especially stationed or deployed on ship, it’s the double dragon. Ship food is bad. Ship food is rejected prison food. Moldy. Horrible. Absolute garbage. Garbage would probably be safer.
Every time I get it (like once every 2-3 years) for me it’s never with diarrhea.
Just agonizing with a lot of vomits, fever, congestion, coughing, muscle pain etc.
Oof that’s so much worse.
My mom taught me intestinal distress.
Rolls off the tongue.
I’m not here to kink shame but that’s pretty gross
Nurse?
No