Not gonna lie, I could actually go for some asparagus right now…
Being an adult means getting excited when asparagus goes on sale
Viable business idea in Germany.
Success is guaranteed if he swaps the green for white asparagus.
Unless he’s magic like Riccardus the Ice Cream Man, he’s just an Asparamonger. But we’ll never know.
She reads the future by tossing asparagus in the air.
I remember peeling this off the ‘Off The Wall’ calender 30 odd years ago.
This fucking rhyme has been worming around my head since, and will probably be my dying thought.
Especially if you choke to death on asparagus
Mom, can I have some fuckin money for the asparagus truck?
Fuck yeah Timmy, get me some of that green shit and you can keep the change
MOM!! It happened again!! YOU GOTTA COME SMELL MY PEE!!
Mom, can I
have somefuckinmoney forthe asparagustruck?JD is that you?
You didn’t necessarily have to delete the word truck.
You’re grounded
Fuck yus, it’s asparagus!
Fuss yuck!
You gotta know your market, drive that fucker past a keto gym and they’ll be chasing you around the block.
