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Cake day: November 19th, 2023

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  • My advice on contouring makeup: don’t.

    It’s like one of those perspective illusion paintings. It only works when viewed from one direction, and looks somewhat unnatural when viewed from any other.

    I prefer just making my skin look less flawed with foundation, then following my natural blush areas, adding a little blush color to make the foundation look less pasty.

    p.s. Your nose looks fine! Don’t do a Michael Jackson!


  • This is one of my favorite strips!

    But thinking about it, how much of his head is flesh?

    His face isn’t much bigger normal.

    Unless his jawbone has a 1.5 foot chin, most of the head under his mouth is going to be skin and fat.

    And if his skull is normal sized, his neck bones must be extremely distended, and his neck muscles must be extremely strong to support the weight of the entire head.

    The strip is just better to contemplate as a fanciful idea and move on.





  • That’s got all kinds of disturbing implications.

    Clearly the toe went to market of its own free will, and left a note behind as a courtesy

    1. Selling something that has free will is slavery
    2. What are the legal implications of owning somebody else’s digits?
    3. Toes are courteous and have free will?