Jesus Christ these tall image reposts make me want to gouge my eyes out
Nurse life has me nodding along to this while eating lunch.
Meh. I’ve seen and read worse. This is really tame. I wouldn’t be surprised if multiple people haven’t tattooed their dick in camo for the lulz.
I can go worse, but not as stupid. Still, worse. Crazy thing, found multiple guys on reddit with the exact same story.
If you want out now, tl;dr: Don’t jack it with hair conditioner. This had happened 4 times over a couple of years till I put the pieces together.
Jacked off the usual way, manually, sans lube, typical Tuesday. Same day, still horny, hair conditioner in the shower, little extra friction, but I score, because I am not a quitter. Est GOOOOOALL!
6 hours: Laying in bed reading, tuggin’ my junk, kinda itchy.
12 hours: Really itchy, bail for inspection. Circumcision scar down (or up, depending on orientation), pink, puffy, as if lightly sanded with masking tape marking the work area, perfect demarcation. Applied antibiotic unguent for good measure, boxer briefs now contain the anomalous zone.
24 hours: Penis angry, Red Hulk angry. Praying for the itch to return, hurts to wear pants, cannot walk. Another antibiotic poultice, wrapped with thin gauze and tape. Walking now. Weeping a bit.
36 hours: Skin turning brown, turning black, sloughing off. I’ll not elaborate. Skin. Off. Tears.
48 hours: Final flesh chunking off, bright new skin underneath. The pain. Kill. Me. DO NOT TOUCH ME!
(vader_burn_robots_pick_flesh.jpg.)
60 hours: Still cannot walk, the wrappings, they do nothing! I smell like a corpse, I dare not shower, dare not wet the thing that has become my nightmare, my master of pain.
72 hours: Fresh epidermis, merely a sunburn, dare not wrap him again. I fear the wrap for reasons I cannot articulate. I lay naked in bed, legs spread to accept what healing oxygen may come, fearful of raising it’s wrath again.
96 hours: Mostly new member, thanking both new and forgotten gods, cautious limp. I rejoin mankind.
I’m honestly just impressed. Someone out there can almost entirely shed and regrow their tortured pork dagger in 4 days flat, but I still have a twinge in my thumb from a playground accident 34 years ago.
Yup. Happened to me when I started experimenting as a kid. How are you supposed to know what’s safe to use as lube in middle school? :(
Never a dull day in the wang biz
Multiple nose exhales.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!
Sometimes you read something like “camo print garlic cock mistake”, and there are no words.
For those interested, garlic is acidic, not alkaline.
first thing i was thinking of too as a chemistry fan
I tapped at the word “exfoliate”.
This is how this post shows in in Boost
This is how it shows up in Voyager
Boost should have a high res option.
Somehow Connect rendered the entire thing clearly in it’s length. My only complaint was that my touching it, Connect decided I wanted to examine the whole thing at once, which was a mild annoyance because I was already 80% of the way down on the thing. Whelp, a quick pinch put me right back where I wanted to be and I finished it right off.
When you open the image, at the top right is a button labeled HD. Tap that and try again.
Apparently it’s been there since the Reddit days, but I didn’t learn of it until later.
Oh damn, that worked. Thanks!
On the lemmy website it shows thumbnailed worse than the top one. And for some reason catbox moe links never work for me. Thanks for posting the image!
Edit: dang it that’s only part of the post lol I need to know what this poor dude did to his junk
https://file.garden/aKn2gbLZKBsHiysJ/image (2).png uploaded it to somewhere else
Heroic, thank you internet stranger
Right click on it and click open in a new tab
FWIW this didnt work, was still really low res, thanks for the rehosted image above that worked but I guess in the future catbox images just aren’t for me. I wonder why? The image hosted on catbox wont load at all
Apparently there’s one isp that rate limits catbox, can’t remember what it was, probably could be that
Is it permanent?
I was seriously afraid he’d permanently polished off his knob
My own scrotum cringes still
Brillo pads are steel wool full of soap, not those green scrubby cloths.
That feels significantly worse
Yeah. Significantly.
Idk how oop mixed up those green scrubby cloths with brillo pads, either. Brillo is a well known brand name here to the point of steel wool pads being known as Brillo pads more often than not, like Hoover is for vacuums.
To be fair, Brillo do make that kind of scrubbing cloth and they do call it a scouring pad. It’s entirely possible that he did have an actual Brillo product that had “pad” printed on the packaging
https://www.brillo.com/cleaning-products/heavy-duty-scouring-pad
I think those might be USA only products?
You know how in the USA you guys call tissues kleenex, this would be like you saying kleenex but meaning kitchen towel or loo roll or something.
Oh good point, I didn’t think to check where they were sold. I’m also in the UK and would, when hearing “brillo pad”, assume the same one you did. It’s possible I heard my American ex refer to the green cloths as brillo pads at some point though
My goodness.
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