It’s rude to call people accidents, even if it’s often true. :)

I can tell you from experience.

The other guy gets out and tries to claim it was the car mats fault. Meanwhile I have to try and work out which dent if any in his old banger is the new one. Meanwhile his BMW needs a new front grill which will probably cost more than my car’s worth.

Everyone agrees not to involve the insurance companies, me because I’m about 95% confident he hasn’t actually damaged my car in any way, and him because it was 100% his fault.

And yeah I did get whiplash from that crash, but I didn’t sue anyone because it went away after about 4 days.

Why are there two “piss myself” and one “shit myself” comments…?

If I knew then it’d be on purpose

If you got a job as a graphic designer would you know what to do?

Fender bender sounds like gender bender therefore I have to assume they’re similar and related, so I guess if I were going to be a vehicular outlaw I’d do that. Oh honey, your fender is bent I guess it’s not as straight as you had always assumed.

What accident to do, haha. Definitely read it the wrong way at first.

No. I’m very indecisive about my accidents.

yup I’ve always got the idea spinning around in my head of just turning the steering wheel a bunch in one direction to see what will happen. that being said i use public transit, so I’m much less of a liability than others. i think.

Uh… Piss pants?

Car what accident to do?

I only make happy little accidents

I don’t remember the name but I thought there was a community dedicated to this

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