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minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·9 days agoQuick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·9 days agoWhat’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-29 days agoit’s a surprise, always a surprise
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 days agolol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 days agoI don’t know if I trust your answer based on your username
minus-squarepython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-27 days agoThere’s no rule saying that a snake can’t write Javascript
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoNot if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 days agohow many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·9 days ago95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 days agoFind a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)
Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?
whats 9+5
that’d be 13, duh
What’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
14.000000003174
it’s a surprise, always a surprise
lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
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I don’t know if I trust your answer based on your username
There’s no rule saying that a snake can’t write Javascript
Not if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.
Get off Lemmy, Terrence
how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?
95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!
Find a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)