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Ah yes, the Billie Irish
What the fuck does that monster mean by “Super Dry”…
Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.
They make an alcoholic Monster. Called Beast Unleashed.

The best part is that it just tastes like a normal Monster. But they removed the caffeine, unfortunately.
It’s normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that it’s been fermented “fully”. Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)
Source: former process engineer in a brewery
Monster Nitro refers to Monster Nitro Super Dry, an energy drink that uses nitrous oxide for a smooth, creamy, and “dry” texture and a citrus flavor. It contains a classic Monster energy blend, including caffeine, taurine, and B-vitamins, to provide an energy boost. The drink is packaged in 16-ounce cans and has a unique, light, and fizzy feel similar to fine champagne.
Its not about the suggar in this case. Its carbonated with Nitrogen (oxide?), like the Guiness. Gives a different mouth feel.
My heart hurts judt looking at that.
I vomited yesterday looking at this today.
Guinning!
OMG… I didn’t even drink that and I still want to puke.
I’ll be trying it next Friday though, lol
Ah, yes, the Irish American…
So trash?
sacrilege
Imagine the amount of caffeine in just one pint of glass.
It’s a frankendrink.
Can I get it with bolts on its neck?
That’s just awful.
This is a crime.
A crime of passion.
Our love is a beautiful blend, like monster and Guinness
I know right? They completely fucked up the head on that. A badly poured Gonster is almost as bad as no Gonster at all. 4/10.
I’d call that a yellow velvet.
Frankensteins monster.
Is monster really that color? Euk. Not that I wouldnt drink it if you put it in front of me.
Guinster
GONSTNESS
Monnness
That’s if float the green part on top.
THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.
THE MONNESS takes skill and dedication
Three Ns mandatory
I choose to imagine this is Guinan’s nickname around the ship when she’s not giving Picard or another crew member advice.
gainan is also a place in south america.
Death to yea and pox on your family.











