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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

What's wrong, babe?

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What's wrong, babe?

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Ah yes, the Billie Irish

  • Protoknuckles@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    What the fuck does that monster mean by “Super Dry”…

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

      • Psythik@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        They make an alcoholic Monster. Called Beast Unleashed.

        The best part is that it just tastes like a normal Monster. But they removed the caffeine, unfortunately.

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        It’s normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that it’s been fermented “fully”. Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)

        Source: former process engineer in a brewery

      • agentshags@sh.itjust.works
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        Monster Nitro refers to Monster Nitro Super Dry, an energy drink that uses nitrous oxide for a smooth, creamy, and “dry” texture and a citrus flavor. It contains a classic Monster energy blend, including caffeine, taurine, and B-vitamins, to provide an energy boost. The drink is packaged in 16-ounce cans and has a unique, light, and fizzy feel similar to fine champagne.

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        Its not about the suggar in this case. Its carbonated with Nitrogen (oxide?), like the Guiness. Gives a different mouth feel.

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    2 months ago

    My heart hurts judt looking at that.

    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      I vomited yesterday looking at this today.

  • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Guinning!

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    OMG… I didn’t even drink that and I still want to puke.

    I’ll be trying it next Friday though, lol

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    2 months ago

    Ah, yes, the Irish American…

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      So trash?

  • Avicenna@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    sacrilege

  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Imagine the amount of caffeine in just one pint of glass.

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    It’s a frankendrink.

    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Can I get it with bolts on its neck?

  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
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    2 months ago

    That’s just awful.

  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM
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    2 months ago

    This is a crime.

    • slackassassin@piefed.social
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      2 months ago

      A crime of passion.

      • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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        2 months ago

        Our love is a beautiful blend, like monster and Guinness

    • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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      I know right? They completely fucked up the head on that. A badly poured Gonster is almost as bad as no Gonster at all. 4/10.

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    I’d call that a yellow velvet.

    • SippyCup@feddit.nl
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      2 months ago

      Frankensteins monster.

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Is monster really that color? Euk. Not that I wouldnt drink it if you put it in front of me.

  • 0li0li@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Guinster

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      2 months ago

      GONSTNESS

    • Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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      Monnness

      • grue@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        That’s if float the green part on top.

        • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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          2 months ago

          THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

          • moriquende@lemmy.world
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            2 months ago

            THE MONNESS takes skill and dedication

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        2 months ago

        Three Ns mandatory

    • fuckgod@feddit.online
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      2 months ago

      I choose to imagine this is Guinan’s nickname around the ship when she’s not giving Picard or another crew member advice.

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        2 months ago

        gainan is also a place in south america.

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    2 months ago

    Death to yea and pox on your family.

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