Thank you. Was that so hard?

I could crush a biscuit with butter and jam. A nice, unsalted butter. Maybe even sweet butter if you can swing it.

And then immediately die. Gotta brainwash them early that phone bad.

Good point! Have they checked these laboratory mice to make sure their genes haven’t been spliced?

I thought he was always on Fox. Which is merely a very stupid, malicious child pretending to be a news channel.

Did any famous people dodge the draft (and also underachieve their whole life) and succeed? I need a more achievable role model.

It does?

Yeah, he could refuse to finish even a single thought.

I’ll give him a select list of hearts I want him to dance-fight his way through.

Subtitle A: “The dancing just went from ‘dirty’ to ‘deadly’.”

Subtitle B: “Watch out, he’s changed his shoes.”

Talibangelical cats. Like Rumtumtugger, Mr. Mistoffelees, and the Nefarious Netanyahu.

If you’re a cheater, it all makes sense.

A melondick is not the kinda dick you want

This has to be fake. No one would combine these.

Did Russia promise to back them on this thing if they send people in the meat grinder small military operation against Ukraine?

Or is it just that time of the month again?

I’ve been told I have ADHD by my friends with ADHD, so apparently I’m spec’d deep into anger. Kids, it works!

I can’t tell if you really thought I was really out here to post “hot takes” or if that’s simply the limit of your ability to process other people’s questions. In any case, thanks for the clarification. This will no longer be addressing you, so feel free to go be angry somewhere else.

If true, it’s a long standing issue. And weird that it’s only being heavily brought up this election cycle. Perhaps last time the idea of Trump presidency was so far-fetched that it wasn’t deemed worth it? But it’s so easy that, if you’re going to sling mud like most political parties do, you’d have no reason not to use it from last time.

We absolutely should be banning people from public office (especially the presidency) because of age, mostly because of its causal relation with physical and mental fitness. Which is what the questions about his apparent smell are also trying to get to the bottom. Is this person suffering the advanced effects of age or are they still fit to perform the duties of the position?

But thanks for engaging with the topic instead of trying to make this some banal conversation about what I think of his eau d’ toilet. Is what I wish I could’ve said.

I don’t get the people saying this doesn’t matter. People don’t just naturally smell horrid if they are regularly bathing.

Has he always smelled like shit or is this new? Is this further evidence of his inability (or unwillingness) to clean himself? Or is this a refusal to allow anyone to clean him despite a disability? Incredibly, is someone forcing him not to clean himself? Is this some form of incontinence he has refused to address?

There are various implications about his health. Things most reasonable people have assumed but that Trump has stringently refused to provide acceptable verification for.

There are things to think about beyond “bad man stinky” but other people here are acting like they’re too high-minded to ponder them.

/inb4 I already know Trump sucks because <laundry list of deficiencies />

nah, ricky, you’re no potatoes at all. 🔫

It’s actually advertisement for a theater. It’s “Virginia 3: Milfs” starting in 4 minutes.