Hahahahahahaha!
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This would be more suitable in an “uplifting news” community
How? It’s ACTUALLY uplifting, not Corpo Apologia
Right, and this is Lemmy, not Facebook
Doesn’t feel like it sometimes.
In this case, literally uplifting? By the horn puncture wound?
You already deserve to be gored to death for trophy hunting, but if you try hunting something called the Black Death, you’re just asking for it.
Naw, I can take him! Hold my beer!
rc__buggy was never heard from again
Built different, eh 😂
In loving memory of your demise
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Texas Watkins.
He must have not been a true millionaire. I hear they’re invincible. Only way to prove you’re one of them is to try this shit and see if you’re killed.
Other similar options: Submersible near the Titanic, riding in Boeing aircraft, orbiting in a Tesla, being on the slicing end of a guillotine. All voluntary of course.
“Hunter” guided to the largest target out there, somehow still misses so bad, the target pummels him.
👏…👏…👏…
We have one less Elma Fudd.
Billionaires < bees/buffalo; beautiful!
bash: bees/buffalo: No such file or directory bash: beautiful!: command not found
But is he okay? Getting shot at can be traumatic. I hope he’s okay.
Nice.
“On Sunday, while on a hunting safari with us in South Africa’s Limpopo Province, Asher was fatally injured in a sudden and unprovoked attack by an unwounded buffalo. He was tracking it together with one of our professional hunters and one of our trackers. This is a devastating incident, and our hearts go out to his loved ones.”
Go fuck yourself Coenraad and Vermaak Safaris. Unprovoked my ass. You were trying to murder the Buffalo. Also, stop calling this shit hunting. You can’t lead a millionaire douchbag with a gun out into a ranch with a tracker and call him hunter. Are you going to pull the trigger for him too?
“I was trying to kill him and he attacked me completely unprovoked!”
Would not hold up in court if we were talking about humans.
The buffalo was unprovoked?
Black Death > white rich man.
I love the responses in the content section. Good riddance to this fucking guy and let those safari parks crumble.
So why do they call it Black Death, anyway?
Probably because it was a super friendly albino buffalo.
Couldn’t he hunt some non-named buffalo? This is like trying to shoot Kirk instead of a red shirt.
I see the problem. He is targeting a land-based species, but has his weapon and attention on something in the air. A common, but fatal, mistake. Shoot for the moon, land on the horns of a buffalo.
