Anyone else so used to being gaslit by the government they started to read this thinking ‘Great! Let’s find out how I’m a “failed citizen”, who had rubbish plans during the pandemic’
I’m finding this transition a little difficult, I’m hopeful but I’m still half expecting the Home Secretary to announce concrete shoes at low tide for all immigrants or something.
I think the release of the covid inquiry findings is the real reason Rishi Sunak called the election early.
I think we will find out one day that it was because the deposit was due on his daughters tuition fees for Harvard-Westlake School in California, and he needed us to make the decision for him.