My kitten is called Maxim Schnorky. According to him a certain amount of ethically doubtful compromise is okay if that keeps the cat food coming in.

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Pussydawg

mister/miss furball

just incredibly lame, and soy in a boomer way

You know that cute thing vets do when they come out to the waiting room and call the cat’s name?

They won’t do that if you name your cat “Shithead”.

Rover

Lo mein

Cromulent fuckcrustable

Cat

Siri or Heygoogle

H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat

Grunch

Id go with genocider or any variant like bird genocider, lizard genocider

Moo

voidfucker