I thought I was a straight man once. Ended up being not the case.
Straight? I was straight once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with femboys. And femboys make me not straight.
Man? I was a man once. They locked me in IKEA. An infinite IKEA. An infinite IKEA full of Blahajs. I was never a man.
Straight? I was straight once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rubber femboys. And femboys make me straight, as i don’t like them. I am still straight.
i thought i was merely regular straight, turns out i’m so straight anything in a skirt makes me give a salute
Not my fault I like masculine women and feminine men. It’s the fault of those stupid sexy people.
“Stupid, sexy Flanders!”
And with your help we can reduce this number even more
I’m straight, figure I’ll pump out a few kids and raise them gay before flipping so I can maximize my ratio.
provide an empirical evidence
post it in r/lies
I thought I was straight because I liked girls. Then I thought I wasn’t because I liked guys. Now I know I wasn’t because I like girls.
🔫 We can make it 96*
* this is a water gun and it makes one less straight man because everyone’s straight until things get hot and wet
people are like wood
they’re straight until things get hot and wet
😂 The version of that joke I’ve heard is spaghetti, but I like the wood version too!
