ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 days agoThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.netimagemessage-square185linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square185linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoWith God so withered, no wonder the world’s in the state it’s in.
minus-squareknown_unknown@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoThis is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoCue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks
minus-squareKellenved@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoStellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?
minus-squarePolarKraken@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoBilly Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all…that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I’m sure of it.
With God so withered, no wonder the world’s in the state it’s in.
This is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus
Cue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks
Stellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?
Billy Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all…that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I’m sure of it.