… Because there’s one girl really pretty outside my window right now, which is unusual, I though most of them were near the highway, outside town… And I’m having some thoughts… I mean it’s either that or I just go back to my ranked match on Tekken 8 and jerk off later to some Brazzers.

And yes I’m an adult. Edit, I went back to my ranked match and jerked off.

  • lud@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    Not that I’m interested in buying sex, but how the hell does one get references lol‽

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      4 months ago

      Give them the numbers for your past employers. Or possibly other sex-workers who can vouch for you. I’d go the first route, personally.