… Because there’s one girl really pretty outside my window right now, which is unusual, I though most of them were near the highway, outside town… And I’m having some thoughts… I mean it’s either that or I just go back to my ranked match on Tekken 8 and jerk off later to some Brazzers.
And yes I’m an adult. Edit, I went back to my ranked match and jerked off.
It’s not an absurd claim. Why jump to it being false? You’re not “crazy”, you’re just accusatory for no apparent reason.