It’s because the chess worm in the upper right corner forbids it. The chess worm is the real king, and the king piece you think you have checked is merely an illusion it is projecting.
Praise the Shai-Hulud!
Google en kingsant
The queen is secretly in an affair with the black king
The tardis is just one square to the left.
The King can just walk along further to left and up/down. I can’t believe how often people forget that the board is just a 2d projection of a torus…
That’s because White King invited Black King to a special party involving the Queen, a ménage à trois.
Lesser known chess move like en passant. When you get into the ménage à trois board state you’re forced to immediately stop the game and eiffel tower with your opponent and any 3rd party. Whoever cums first loses.
Because its whites turn
The black bishop is standing up on the ropes, about to do a sweet jump
I think that’s a spitroast
This is actually the ceasefire position. They are deliberating on peace talks. The queen is mediating, and even though she may be impartial, she is generally well liked among both sides.
There’s an imposter among us.
BBC from a distant corner!
Oh no the white queen is getting blacked!
He brought a CUCK CHAIR it’s over folks!
because you didnt take the king yet
Because it’s White’s move.
Is this cuckoldry?
It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.
