• molave@reddthat.com
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    4 months ago

    The elves did not pay their license to exist in Middle-Earth. And so their opacity decreased until their bodies completely fade away.

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      4 months ago

      For some reason I’m picturing the elves as white trash sovereign citizen types refusing to pay their taxes.

      As they fade away… “The flag of Gondor doesn’t have a gold fringe on it and you didn’t write my name in all capitals at a 45 degree angle in red ink therefore this court doesn’t have the authority to…” poof!

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          The world is changed: I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I smell it in the air… Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. Thusly the government of Gondor shall not excise a tax upon my pouch of gold for their statutes shall not apply to my person henceforth.