math
Dicksucker
Incest
Sarcophagus
Chlamydia
Sounds like one of those gothic names that doesn’t fit the woman until she’s around 60. Aunt Chlamydia, or something.
Aunt Chlamydia and her room make Auntie Biotic
Oh my god, they were ROOMMATES!
Toxic Yuri energy
Gonorrhea 🥰
ITT people just listing good pet names lol
A lot of pets are going to be named after STDs in that case.
Yeah this is my lizard Gonorrhea. She’s the cutest
Well better than Venu Mousse 😂 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sFv97ICWP0A
That’s the definition of a good pet name: one you like but wouldn’t want to saddle a human with. Please also note that you don’t want to call every name around your neighborhood in the event of an escape, and your vet will judge you if you call your dog something horrible, but at least you’re the only one the name reflects poorly on.
Bort
Tsunami
Vulva for so.
Mulva?
If instead of ignoring meaning, we ignored cultural context, Lucifer is a great one. Sounds nice, means light bringer.
The cultural context on this is weird, because it’s even used for Jesus in the book of Revelation.
Do you have a source for that? I’m curious.
“I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give this testimony to you for the churches. I am the root and descendent of David, **the bright morning star**.” - Revelation 22:16
Wikipedia has a very thorough write-up on Lucifer as a name in the Bible, though it doesn’t directly mention the Revelations chapter.
Luci as a nickname, of course
Filet Mignon
Radiate
Cellardoor
Beautiful.
Didn’t your dad, like, stab your mom?
Lou Gehrig.