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minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-26 months ago“What’s your mutation? Teleportation? Laser Eyes? Weaponized Tornadoes?” “…I… I can smell ants… how about yours?” “Oh… well… my mutation is that cilantro tastes like chalk to me.”
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoI was born with 2.5 kidneys, an extra ureter and 4 of my permanent teeth never showed up. Also mild colour vision deficiency. I was talking about it with our first lieutenant in the army and he went “Corporal, you’re a mutant!”. “Yes, sir, I am sir.”
“What’s your mutation? Teleportation? Laser Eyes? Weaponized Tornadoes?”
“…I… I can smell ants… how about yours?”
“Oh… well… my mutation is that cilantro tastes like chalk to me.”
I was born with 2.5 kidneys, an extra ureter and 4 of my permanent teeth never showed up. Also mild colour vision deficiency.
I was talking about it with our first lieutenant in the army and he went “Corporal, you’re a mutant!”. “Yes, sir, I am sir.”