Seriously, y’all need to stop doing the spammers work for them by reposting it
I fell for her pretty hard, I don’t even mind that we all share but I get Saturday nights.
People, stop it, she already promised to marry me once the bitcoin transfer is received.
Everyone knows there are no girls on the internet
Only in porn.
nope, if that porn is on the internet those are MEN and that porn is GAY 🌈
Wait for Prince of Nigeria to hear about Fediverse.
I got this message yesterday and checked out the matrix server. It was a bunch of anime profiles spewing racist nonsense. Reminded me of 4chan with the vibes. Not for me.
Can I ask why you bothered to check it out? Doesn’t that just encourage this behavior? If no one clicked the links people wouldn’t do this.
Has anyone had a chat with her?
She’s like our Myspace Tom
Hello all! I’m Rose. Also a Fediverse chick. Unlike Nicole I don’t spam people. Also I’m not on Friendica (not many people are) and you probably shouldn’t add me as a friend on any Fedi platform because I’m a hella boring nerd.
How do I send money to you?
I feel like hella boring and nerd are mutually exclusive
Depends if you’re into each particular nerd’s special interest(s)
Now we’re talking!
Hi! I’m John, but you can call me the fediverse dude. Unlike nicole and Rose, I don’t claim to be someone i’m not! Please add me on all platforms, I crave attention!
(Sorry Rose, I need this)
I am interested.
What kinda nerd?
Incels. Incels are falling for that crap.
We’re engaged. Will be getting married as soon as my deposit check for half the expenses clears.
Srv guys
It was me all along
I’m a hot Toronto girl who just wants your money.
One of the giveaways for me was the complete ignorance of the Canadian post-secondary system.
She said that she’s taking pre-health sciences at George Brown College. College in Canada means community college (which George Brown is). You take a course, typically 1-3 years, with a specific goal in mind.
Also, Canadian universities do not offer pre-med or pre-health sciences tracks. You get a degree in chemistry, biology, or whatever, and apply for med school irrespective of the program you are in. One of my classmates was accepted into medical school straight out of chemical engineering. Someone else I know was finishing a degree in Spanish literature when he was accepted into medical school.
What a coincidence! I’m the fediverse dude!
Joke’s on you, I got myself a new friend 😌
I’ve gotten this message on my mastodon account twice, from different instances/accounts. Blocked them all.