A second balrog already!
This is the top post in my feed right now. I haven’t scrolled at all yet.
…what’s further down?
Ummm… a Super Balrog?
Gothmog
You mean this guy?
Gandalf’s dead body.
Balrogs. All the way down.
Fly, you fool!
Where’s my mythrill?
No mythrill for you! Next!
I’m Next!
That didn’t take long. Second post on my feed.
Unlike how a wizard shows up practically when he means to, a balrog comes unexpectedly.
They scrolled too greedily, and too deep
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Fly you fools!
it was only then that Frodo realised that Gandalf thought that Hobbits could fly all along, and it really bummed him out.
I usually hate shitposts but this was actually good! Made me smile. Thanks OP!