no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoNow freeze and deep fry themlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1628arrow-down11
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minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58·1 day agoYou and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
minus-squareGeometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 day agoSeriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·edit-21 day agoputs ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 day agoDegenerates like you belong on a cross
minus-squareNeatoBuilds@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoBut first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
minus-squareAgility0971@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·1 day agoThen dips it in soy sauce
minus-squareownsauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day agoI’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.
We need ranch stat
You and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
Seriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
puts ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
But first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
Then dips it in soy sauce
But they are le tired…
Ok, take a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!
I’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.