• notabot@lemm.ee
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    6 days ago

    “Sure you can.” Later on the druid fails a diplomacy check because they’ve got an ant stuck between their teeth.

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      Druids shouldn’t be engaging in diplomacy anyway. Most of the druids I’ve known, thought that diplomacy = “destroy all cities and allow the forest to grow you humanoid bastards!”

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        3 days ago

        "okay so i have a great deal for you, you stop expanding your logging business and i don’t turn into a tiger and eat your face, sound good?