The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?
The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?
When German people go to hell, or skiing, they are forced into little tents, served shitty overpriced beer, and are subject to repeated blows to their ears by a type of music whispered fearfully only in dark circles as schlagermusik.
I was going to say polka music but this is close enough
Years after leaving the German part of Switzerland I still get A!-tem!-los! in my head out of nowhere sometimes :(
Oo-la-pa-loo
That’s pretty accurate, actually. Same goes for “Apres Ski”, which is the same but more annoying and sexist.
Oktoberfest?
Let him who hath understanding
Reckon the Month of the Beast
For it is a Human Month…