I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
Think
DifferentFreely.Buy it, own it.
- ‘You can keep your old hardware, we won’t force you to upgrade.’
- ‘Your old GPU, yes, even your R9 Fury, still has a home here, don’t worry, we won’t leave you out in the cold unlike our competition.’
…Among other jabs at Windows in the spirit of the old Mac vs. PC ads, or to be more apt, in the spirit of Sega’s old ads picking on Nintendo in the '90s.
Also…
- ‘Linux does! What Windon’t.’
If you don’t read the man pages, we’re going to ban you from the chat.
It’s pretty difficult to have a slogan when the price tag is reason enough to download it
Yeah but I’m thinking of some slogan like brand. For example once KDE had that Microsoft later copied
simple by default, powerful when needed
The least annoying launcher for your web browser
“Own your computer” and “Free your computer”
Join a Movement, not a Marketplace
Linux/GNU: We put GNU where it belongs.
Tailored for You, By You
Its not windows
And when you tell your OS to poweroff it… powers off. Wow.
it’s like magic or somethin’.
Amazing!
And when you tell it to suspend or hibernate, it also powers off.
Or it is still turned on cause it failed.
I’d copy you and drop the hardware. Just: you deserve better
Good one from back in the day (not mine): “In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?”
But it has a direct reference to it’s competitors which won’t be viable in 100 years when windows shuts down
LINUX!
Choose your favorite among hundreds of unique distros, each with their own special powers.
And defend your choice in the eternal distro wars!
Or create alliances to defend against one of the epic bOSses that threaten the free software world!
Free to play! Thousands of free DLC addons! No Ads! No subscription!Join now, and start on your journey to become…a PACKAGE MAINTAINER!
I would totally play that
Jokingly: “Linux is free if your time is worthless”
Though this tongue-in-cheek tagline takes the “free as in free beer” misinterpretation of the term “free software”, I’ve always found it chuckleworthy.
This hurts in my first Gentoo installation. Sharp, precise, and accurate pain.
