cross-posted from: https://lemmy.crimedad.work/post/159369
A law enforcement source told our sister station, ABC7 Eyewitness News in New York, that the suspect’s unmasked smile came as he flirted with the front desk clerk who checked him into the hostel, and encouraged him to drop the mask so she could see his smile. The suspect obliged, pulling his mask down long enough for the surveillance camera to capture his face.
Well that just about wraps things up then
hope dude had a plan to go to ground afterwards, with a flat somewhere stocked up, a bank account with funds for doordash, and amazon deliveries
Options nowadays are pretty much tempting - just have to have a tight plan and go through with it.
I hope he had it planned pretty much as you said and is now enjoying his memes while scrolling lemmy.
Even better if he’s sheltering with someone who can handle that stuff for him
Guess he stayed hidden for long enough to loose all 3 wanted stars.
And remember: respect is everything!
Oh no. He got away. How sad. Oh well.
Damn bro they must have Sherlock fucking Holmes on this case
The correct term is “Hero”, not “Murder Suspect”
“Cops search for hero to give him cash reward”
“Anonymous karma donor refuses to reveal himself”
“Colossal POS whacked, nobody sad, cash reward less than what the guy wiped his ass with, America united”
Innocent
How many S’s in innocent?
Hopefully approximately 350 million? EZ!
pretty sure i saw him here in Colorado
I absolutely saw the man here outside London proper.
could’ve sworn I saw him in Philly here this morning
No, I’m sure I saw him in Wyoming.
Saw him outside Meow Wolf yesterday as well.
Spotted this man today in Hong Kong
Probably swung up to Albany for some steamed hams.
Isn’t that more of a Utica thing?
Don’t you mean steamed clams?..
No, steamed hams! It’s an old family recipe.
Mmm, steamed hams!
Steamed hams, you say? I don’t know… these look quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Ten thousand dollars is not NEARLY enough.
It was me, I did it!
-Sincerely, someone who hasn’t been to NYC for like 5 years.
i’m not remotely convinced they haven’t just grabbed footage of some rando with a hoodie and said “he’s the one!” so it looks like they’re actually getting somewhere
that said, if i were cop, i’d be dropping my usual half-ass work ethic down to quarter-ass at most on this one
Hmnnnnmnn what if cops on this one are also siding with the working class? Obviously they can’t come out and say it, but they can half ass the investigation
The role of police is to divide, control and oppress the working class so they don’t revolt when the rich steal everything the working class has.
Police fundamentally cannot side with the working class unless they quit their job and find a new career.
They probably have this insurance company and know how shitty it is.
The police union? Doubt it. They probably negotiated great insurance with the department, because the police union is the only one you can’t send the police to harass
The point is they can’t look like they half assed the investigation or the cooperate elites will come down on them.
I wonder how many NY cops have gone to 1/8th.
What could ever get anyone to think the shitass NYPD was ever doing more than 1/8 effort?
They don’t hire for quality.
Hey now, they’d never do something so horrible to a white person.
Hah! I know that everybody’s got a price, and I can’t claim that I’d never turn over information about the guy.
But I do know that my price would be one hell of a lot higher than $10,000, that’s for damn sure.
Snitches get stitches.
j/k
Stitches denied because snitching didn’t have pre-approval.
That’s what the $10,000 is for.
Just enough for two stitches, no anesthesia.
I wouldnt settle for a dime under his entire net worth and a list of the denied claims
I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.
I am Jack’s smirking revenge.
I am Jack’s pancreas. I get cancer, Jack dies.