It wouldn’t because it makes no fucking sense. It’s like saying “I asked the plastic surgeon to close your nostrils shut”. That’s why it’s a bad meme. For it to be coherent it needs to be something that would make sense for a (abusive) wife to say. Otherwise this is just a bad “no u” joke.

When you point out what the point is, that’s just you being a good person with common sense extrapolating from what this shit meme is poorly conveying.

Yes, I know it’s pointless, let it be. Ok.