A handy tool to sense check you’re voting for the correct party.

Edit: 🤣 4 down votes. For this of all things. Lord above 😂.

    • Waldowal@lemmy.world
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      26 days ago

      Ours would say:

      Party 1

      • Round up all minorities and immigrants into camps. Create jobs ‘digging the death pits’.
      • Replace ‘Separation of church and state’ in the Constitution with a copy of the ‘Right to bare arms’ amendment, but this time in all caps.
      • Repeal all environmental protection laws. The “free market” will ensure companies don’t pollute. Even if they did, climate change is a hoax so it doesn’t matter.
      • Eliminate all healthcare plans. If God wants you dead, and you’re poor, so be it.
      • Eliminate term limits for conservative politicians. Implement term limits for liberal supreme court judges.

      Party 2

      • Laws that aren’t just a toddler’s power fantasy