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minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoGoogle harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 months agoYup. Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoIDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.
minus-squareWalk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoBut I block their ads… are they stupid???
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoGood thing I never sleep.
minus-squaredeadcatbounce@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoI also have no reflection.
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoMaybe you should think on that a little.
minus-squareDarkThoughts@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoHere’s some ads for blood bags! Also, hot VILFs near you!
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoEver wonder why you’re getting ads for melatonin?
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoEven better, 24hr of un stopped ads.
minus-squarelinearchaos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoMore like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 months agoGoogle harvests you to sell more targeted ads*
minus-squareHerr Woland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agowaking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!
minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 months agoVery true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoUser is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads
Google harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.
Does it actually?
Yup.
Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
IDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.
But I block their ads… are they stupid???
Good thing I never sleep.
I also have no reflection.
Maybe you should think on that a little.
Here’s some ads for blood bags! Also, hot VILFs near you!
Ever wonder why you’re getting ads for melatonin?
Even better, 24hr of un stopped ads.
More like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.
Google harvests you to sell more targeted ads*
waking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!
Very true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.
User is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads