Donald Trump Warmly Discusses Arnold Palmer’s Penis Size
For context, Stormy Daniels says Trump has a small weird looking penis…
She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average”. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart… It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had"
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I’m a single issue voter. And that issue is dicks.
What are… yeti pubes?
Source material for brillo pads
Keep talkin’ donny.
