That’s terrifying… I love it.

This could be a Goosebumps cover if it had slightly different styling

Children of the Patch

https://roundthetwist.fandom.com/wiki/The_Cabbage_Patch_Fib

Reminds me of this

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_children_of_Woolpit

They’re even more lovely up close.

My Cabbages!