• flathead@lemm.ee
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    1 month ago

    Agile is LinkedIn religious bollocks. Might as well just pray. Bunch of corporate nonsense.

    BUt YoUrE NoT DoINg it RIghT!!1!

    Should be reciting the creed in Latin, presumably.

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      Every time I see a discussion of agile, there are plenty of comments about how mentally exhausting and useless/wasteful the meetings are. And the defenders can only say, “you’re doing meetings wrong!” Maybe if everyone is doing it wrong the process itself is fundamentally flawed and lends itself to misinterpretation.

      • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        I’ve been in agile projects that worked really well and didn’t have soul-sucking, time-wasting meetings. It can be done well, it just isn’t most of the time.

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          Same, I’ve been on agile projects with quick efficient meetings most of the time. But I’m a project now with a 45 minute standup every morning for like 15 people. The lead just lets people ramble on and try to solve issues in standup. Backlog grooming and sprint plannings get equally sidetracked as well.

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        Maybe if everyone is doing it wrong the process itself is fundamentally flawed and lends itself to misinterpretation.

        Like Communism.

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        Just like saying AI will solve all your problems even if you misuse. It’s just like a pattern big companies use to mask when they’re talking out of their asses.