i pee the bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Slawghtered

I don’t like the idea of Milhouse being in two shitposts in one day

That’s so Terra-centric 🙄

im gonna legume

Menace 2 beaniety

🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

I do love a good Simpson reference, but Quebec and Mexico are to France and Spain the same way the USA is to England… we speak the same language as our European counterparts, but with a world of difference in accents and slang

laughs in Québecois

She posts a picture of herself in the top image, but don’t feel bad, it can be hard to distinguish a cat’s gender or sex. I still don’t know how she writes these amazing articles without opposable thumbs though 🤔

Rest - you must rest at the eating place

Au - the french word for “at,” for at the eatery you must be

Rent - your rent is due in 7 days

My retirement franchise!

This is just missing “in a room with no windows even though the apartment has a front and back balcony”

As a pervert, yes

No matter what angle you turn it over, this is indeed a shit post

Also, microplastics

I have read nothing and feel like I regained time lost somehow

Good god man, that’s my mother

*witch

Get in the slice of life anime, Shinji