I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)

This video is ancient. I’m not saying that time has any bearing on consent, just that OP is unlikely the original videographer, nor possessing the means to contact this gyrating, pants-less man.

Is that Simon Templeman!?

Instructions unclear, reverted to feudalism, defended literal, inherited pile of manure with violence

Incest Myres

Ouhhhhh you saucy

I like you

you can’t tell me what to do! Stop trying to convince me! Alright, fine, but I’m only scrolling through the entire thing twice.

Thank you. This post has haunted my brain on occasion over the years. I couldn’t remember the person’s reply, just the set-up and the joke. You have released me from my torment for the next two weeks until I forget again.

Go back into shower, resume task

Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.

I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice

Fuck, man, you know when a meme just hits you in a way you aren’t expecting? This one just footballed my funny groin.

Took the L on this one

True. The start of the 1900s was no time for messin’ around and making babies. We had to go work in the mines

The statute of ligma

I’ve been pronouncing it all-e-glucky

Vous le faites déjà, chaque fois que je suis à Paris j’ai zéro likes sur Tinder 😔

Pour un peuple fameux pour le foie gras vous n’aimez vraiment pas les boulettes transatlantique

It says with chill, but I see Calgary weather was not chill that day

Okay burp Marta, just take this serum, it’ll tran-hiccuptransform your sex

Oh gee, thanks aunty Ronnie - AHHH OH GEEZ RONNIE IT’S TRANSFORMING ME INTO A MUSHROOM I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA CHANGE MY GENDER

Gender is a social c-burp construct, Marta, I don’t respect it

NINTENDO SIXTY FOURRRRRRRRR

Sorry, different console. But I’m sure you had the same energy