fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

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those fools forgot about lays 😎

That guy’s wearing a shirt with my favourite Squashing Cabbages songs

Brian Blessed is still alive? Bah, who wants to live forever?

I just use P155w0rd as my password. No one guesses it

Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

Ouhhhh fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobulating

Things do get looser as you get older

I want that guitar pedal

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

I never knew Extra Fab was so Extra Based

Makes sense, that’s such a Taurus thing to do

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

how very submissive and breedable of you to say

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

$2.7 MILLION dollars!? Holy shit, that’s almost enough to buy a house there!