Twonies feels wrong somehow. Like I want to pronounce it so it rhymes with “ponies”

“We demand greater border security to keep out undesirables!”

“No… not like that!”

Why is anybody taking anything coming out of the White House with any degree of certainty? Tariffs or not there’s no trusting the source. We’ll know if it happens when it happens.

I mean if you want to pay my hourly rate, sure.

Business as usual for a system that allows Senators without term limits. Until we get them this keeps happening on all sides.

You keep your $1,300 insulin. I like my access to vaccines and $0 hospital stays.

“Mr. Trump, fuck off” will be the universal response of the western world before March.

I’m down with that. I love Canada but I’d Euro it up to avoid seeing Charles on my currency.

Please let this be the trigger for free trade with Europe and all that lovely meat and cheese.

Stern uncomfortable eye contact, then.

I dream of this outcome. We’re more politically compatible with Western Europe than we are to the US.

Obligatory “Well, except Alberta” which you can literally derail any good idea with.

I kind of don’t want it to succeed to the level of Twitter. All the people I like on Mastodon are there now and the trolls and chuds are mostly staying away because they don’t get the attention of millions of eyeballs.