When I was a kid, my dad gave me a pair of socks that repel lions. I’ve never seen a lion while wearing those socks, so I know they work.

Here’s to hoping he finds his way here, or starts his own site where he can’t be censored so easily.

Oh, also, I’m happy to see hedgies are, after three years, still so engaged with us. Means we’re still heading the right way. They say so much when they censor us.