Maybe they thought it was a podiatrist’s office.

Norm MacDonald, probably

I’d eat peaches every day.

Peaches come from a can.

.eieio

In my experience silently failing just leaves you standing there waiting for your beer forever, or until someone reboots the universe.

It’s complicated.

But mom im not a caterpillar anymore. I haven’t eaten anything since I pupated.

Also, you died long before I even hatched.

Much of the toll climate change takes — from rising seas to lost homes — can’t be undone

Wait, you’re telling me that cooling the planet won’t bring back destroyed homes? I don’t believe you.

Also, the article doesn’t say anything about “saving us”. It just says existing damage can’t be undone. e.g. it won’t unmelt glaciers that took centuries to form. Duh.

What’s the point of the article (based on the title) then? Should we just stop trying?

I made the mistake of having those color chips on my epoxy garage floor. Looks nice. Can’t see anything. Perfect camouflage for small dropped parts.

I guess the plethora of balls and fencing matches I was planning to attend are out now.

Who even goes to one of these things? I can’t imagine anything I’d like to do less.

Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

1976 Dodge Aspen

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo Bill.

No, this is a wolverine

Maybe it’s just cryptographically signed so you can detect if someone changed it.

Like us

Check your epistemology before you wreck your epistemology.

They’ve got SCMODS.

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