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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How many ass slices per person?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How many ass slices per person?
Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!
Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!
First you must bring him a shrubbery!
Better get out your pitchfork
Did anyone else notice that every single one of those business cards had “acquisitions” spelled incorrectly?
I bet she makes a spicy gasoline spaghetti though!
I quit 3.5 years ago using that book and have had 0 cravings since.
But apparently you DO need an Apple ID to access an Apple Notes file that was shared to your Android by your crazy ex who doesn’t know that without an iPhone you won’t be able to read their undoubtedly unhinged, rambling guilt trip. Thanks Apple!
You make me perfect
Help me become somebody else
I wonder how Maua would feel if they named her Paul instead.