“Henceforth no citizen shall enjoy any rights unless they are capable of defeating the self-appointed arbiter of personhood in a debate. But be warned, he will only ever argue in bad faith, has unmatched endurance when it comes to moving goalposts, and if he senses an impending defeat he will simply rattle off a haphazard list of logical fallacies before declaring himself the victor and storming off. Also he will only accept challenges from those who have yet to earn a high school diploma.”

proprietary search engine

it “would make Stallman smile”

So do they just know absolutely nothing about RMS?

Okay, when I’m finished graping you, I’m going to go upstairs and grape your mother,and your father then I’m going to take your whole family down to the basement and grape you all for decades and decades and decades and decaaaades!

But also Jimmy (or whoever saved him) now has two broken arms thanks to a human sized object falling onto them at terminal velocity.

… Two broken arms…? Oh no… I remembered that Reddit post.

Most reasonable lemmy.ml/hexbear/lemmygrad mod

It’s bizarre that people get on Omegle to talk to strangers about communism in the first place, but to go on Omegle and list that as an interest just so you can berate strangers for their interest in communism is unhinged.

RIP Omegle, thanks for all the dimly lit middle aged men jacking their dicks on webcam over the years 🫡

𓀟 𓀟𓀕

𓁆𓁌 𓀠𓁀

I pledge allegiance to the flag

In the original comic, the hexagon is off-panel in panel 3. Also several speech bubbles have been moved around. Who edited these things and why? Also super lame to crop out the comic’s title.

Your CPU: made out of transist🤮rs

My CPU: made out of redst😍ne

Jupiter’s Legacy in case anyone is curious what the show is.

Rip and tear until it is done

“Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me?”

“Oi, mate! I can’t duff you up wittout getting a wee bit closer! Fink it fru, bruv!”

Wouldn’t it be better to use all that obsidian to build nether portals so we can build a public transit system on the bedrock roof?

Chrome doesn’t “leak” your data to Google, it intentionally sends it directly to them. That’s like saying my toilet “leaks” human waste into the sewage system.

Leave it to big tech to introduce the same exact product with less features while they gaslight you into believing it’s a shiny new product that you should be excited about.

I get so pissed off when I try to play sudoku on the bus and it forces me to watch 30 seconds of ads between each game. And then during the game I have to ignore the flashing banner ad at the bottom of the screen.

“Hello, son. I am a massive bigot. Seeing anyone who isn’t a straight, white, cisgendered male achieve any amount of success plunges me into a white hot rage that burns with the fury of a thousand suns. After years of consuming raw, uncut, right wing fearmongering disguised as news I am incapable of having any moment where minorities do not live rent free in my head. I have allowed conservative talking heads to mutate my personality into something that can only be defined by my fear of those who are not like me. Even if minorities have absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand, my hatred of them is the only thing that I can imagine. I am deeply unhappy.”

It’s over, Bach! I have the high ground!

You underestimate my power!

Don’t try it!

That’s not an elevator, it’s the entrance to a movie theater.